everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life
let’s not forget about this gem
Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue
I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this
Jon rip them boys a new asshole
See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.
think of it: an aromantic magical girl
"love? you talk so much about this "love", you’ve never experienced it! you know it’s not real!" sneers the villain
"that’s not true!" she says in true anime protagonist fashion. "i have the love for my friends, for my family, for the people i’m trying to save! and that’s more than enough to defeat you!"
and then she totally kicks his ass in a shower of glitter and hearts
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got
it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.
- I’ve never talked like this with another girl before.
- Oh. Do you hate this kind of thing?
- I don’t think I hate it…
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