Maye, 19, librafeminine, Demisexual, very smitten with time-and-creativity

29th August 2014

Post reblogged from Sir Poops with 208,157 notes

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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29th August 2014

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walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

Source: youtube.com

29th August 2014

Post reblogged from so much happening with 2,686 notes

curehoneyofficial:

think of it: an aromantic magical girl

"love? you talk so much about this "love", you’ve never experienced it! you know it’s not real!" sneers the villain

"that’s not true!" she says in true anime protagonist fashion. "i have the love for my friends, for my family, for the people i’m trying to save! and that’s more than enough to defeat you!" 

and then she totally kicks his ass in a shower of glitter and hearts

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29th August 2014

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whereisyourredscaaahf:

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

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Tagged: time and creativity

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29th August 2014

Post reblogged from Serendipity is my Stripper Name with 55,923 notes

brobecks:

it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever

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29th August 2014

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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE →

trickstersgambit:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

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29th August 2014

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captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

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28th August 2014

Quote reblogged from The dream thief. with 390,689 notes

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
— (via cdeathhh)

28th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 73,717 notes

officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

28th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from so much happening with 1,879 notes

- I’ve never talked like this with another girl before.

- Oh. Do you hate this kind of thing?

- I don’t think I hate it…

Tagged: bABIES

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